GOSPEL SALUTATIONS! AND WELCOME TO SISTER BANGERSVILLE! I'M AMERICA'S CHURCH GRANNY WITH TOURRETTS SYNDROME !@..$%^ IT'S MY CROSS TO BEAR. I CAN'T COMPLAIN THOUGH. CHURCH IS MY BUSINESS & BUSINESS IS GOOD! THERE'S REALLY NO BUSINESS LIKE CHURCH BUSINESS. I'M SO GLAD YOU HAVE TAKEN THE TIME TO STOP BY. I HAVE MANY FRIENDS BUT THERE'S ALWAYS ROOM FOR ONE MORE. YOU KNOW, KIND OF LIKE AN OFFERING PLATE....ALWAYS ROOM FOR 1 MORE DOLLAR! I VALUE YOUR FRIENDSHIP!!!

Sister Bertha Bangers comes from a hyper religious family and it's no secret that she suffers with an extreme religious addiction as well as a "once in a blue moon" stress induced case of tourretts syndrome. Born Bertha Bertrum Bangers on April 01, 1941 to Southern Baptist parents who made their living as traveling circus clowns, her early childhood years were never boring. In church every time the doors were open and in the big top tent at least 4 nights a week, her unique world view was formed. "God is like a heavenly ring master with a supernatural whip...if we perform well & go along with the show, we won't get a beatin' and if we're really good, we'll get some cookies & ice cream with our colonic (keeps the devil out)" said sister Bangers in a recent interview by Charisma magazine. It wasn't until her early teens that things got a little rocky. Doctors discovered she had been born with a prostate gland and recommended to her parents that she have it surgically removed. Her father (a dyed in the wool So. Baptist) balked explaining that little Bertha was born just the way God wanted her to be & modern science wasn't gonna foul up his daughter. To learn more about the history of Sister Bertha Bangers, fundamentalisms hottest rising star, be sure to watch for the explosive launch of BERTHABANGERS.com Her official .com site will have hilarious audio & video as well as many more surprises. Don't ya miss it!